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Valentines
Valentine's day is most intimately connected with the sharing of love notes which
are called "valentines." However, romantics also affectionately express their love
on Valentines day with Valentine's Candy and flowers.
Sales Ad at a Store: I love you valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart
which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure
to rise and the lips to pucker.
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
-Thomas Hood
If love is blind, why is
lingerie so
popular on Valentine's Day?
I don't
understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's
Day. When I
think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby
toddler coming
at me with a weapon.
May this Valentine's Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you
journey through life with those you hold dear. -Darly Henerson.
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