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The
Best Funny Love Quotes
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go
out and smell each other.
When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out
of you.
Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on
one's bottom. -Taki
Funny love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to
go out and buy new ones.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from
not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy.
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much
happiness. I hope you're getting this down. -Woody Allen
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